We are pretty confused about Sarah Palin's views on sex education. She does not believe in funding explicit sex-education programs, yet at the same time believes that teenagers should learn about condoms. Not only is that message not clear, but she has managed to convince everyone that her daughter's example is one to be emulated. We thought we would do our part for the Governor, and teach the 750,000+ teens that will get pregnant this year how to cook a healthy and delicious salmon noodle casserole.